Mokka mit Schlag

No, this isn’t yet another LLM generated, SEO-optimized “Best 10 Refrigerators/Electric Cars/Laptops” listicle of badly written English designed to collect affiliate revenues. This was written by an actual human being with a real opinion, and contains no affiliate links. If you want to buy one of the monitors I mention here, you know how to use Google, right?

I decided to write this because the answer is actually relatively simple (unlike for PCs). There simply aren’t many choices, and it’s fairly straight-forward to pick the one that fits your needs, not that you’d know that if you just went to Amazon or Best Buy and started browsing.

I’ll order them from least to most expensive, which not coincidentally is also worst to best quality.
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George Orwell’s 1984 famously included newspeak, an effort to, among other things, make resistance unthinkable by making it unspeakable by removing words like “freedom” from the language. Lately I’ve been noticing words that don’t exist in English. They weren’t removed. As best I can tell, they never existed.

There are of course words that didn’t or don’t exist in English because the things they described didn’t or don’t exist in English: vodka, lasagna, sombrero, anime, tango, yoga. When the things came into the English speaking world, the words came with them. We didn’t need a word for vodka until it came to the US after prohibition. England seems to have had the word a century or two earlier from travelers to Eastern Europe and Russia, but it wasn’t in common use until the spirit was.

But there are also things that absolutely do exist in the United States, and the rest of the world, but which we just don’t have a word for, and can’t even describe in a pithy phrase. The classic example is schadenfreude, which is absolutely a German word, not even Anglicized, although the sentiment this expresses is absolutely a thing in the English-speaking world. Schadenfreude now shows up in a lot of English dictionaries, but there are other words that don’t.

Informaticien is my favorite example from French. It roughly translates as computer guy or computer expert, without necessarily pigeonholing someone into a particular subfield like programmer or sysadmin. I’m not sure how commonly the word is used in France, but it is a good word and I wish English had a nice word like that. I’ve even snuck it into a couple of my books over the years, but so far it hasn’t caught on.

It might not be true that Inuktitut does not have a word for snow, but it does have a lot of words for specific kinds of snow like pukak — crystalline powder snow that looks like salt. I don’t know how badly New Englanders need that word, but I have seen that kind of snow.

Japanese is a fruitful source of words we just don’t have in English. Yokozuwari is my favorite. If you’re not into anime or manga, you likely don’t know what this means, but you would immediately recognize the pose when you saw it. Words like this are quite useful when doing diffusion based image generation.

What else are we missing? What do we English speakers know, but can’t say because we just don’t have the words? Can anyone think of example from Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, or other languages?

Last year I spent a couple of weeks laid up in the hospital with pneumonia, during which I watched a lot of Netflix as I drifted in and out of consciousness in between being woken up by nurses checking my vitals. I rewatched pretty much all of Sex and the City, and it still holds up really well 25 years later. It’s actually an unusual show in that it worked better week by week and season by season, maybe because the stories really do advance in more or less real time as the series continues. Big to Aidan to Big to Aleksandr to Big again just races by way too fast when you’re binging.

I rewatched The Good Place, and that series does flow better when binging. When it first aired, I had a very hard time keeping track of the story from about the middle of Season 2 to the end. There’s just too much going on and it’s too unusual to remember from one fall to the next. Not to mention the network kept moving it around and I missed episoides. But binging has none of those problems, and let’s you see just how truly great this series is.

And then there’s Reba.
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Back in 2008 Jon Stewart rightly mocked Sarah Palin and Donald Trump for (among other things) saying they had a slice of real New York pizza at Famous Famiglia’s, a national chain suitable only for tourists and stranded airport travelers. But recently I realized that I haven’t had a slice of New York pizza better than Famiglia’s at a public restaurant for a very long time. Why?

First we need to establish what New York pizza is. It’s a single slice with Mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, and a medium crust. You can sprinkle it with garlic, oregano, or crushed red pepper if you like, but it doesn’t come with any toppings, and it’s sold by the slice, not the pie. We can talk about Sicilian and calzones too, but for now let’s stick to the basics. A New York slice is a hot take-out food for a very reasonable amount of money that you can eat while walking down a Brooklyn street, not an entire pie served at a fine dining restaurant. You can find it in every neighborhood in the city, from Tottenville to Bedford Park. And for the last some-odd years this classic style of pizza has roundly sucked.

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Bumble, Prospect Park’s Famous White Squirrel